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I AM THE HOT DAD IN YOUR AREA

tl;dr: in this canon i was a fun dad! not like canon at all, and would die for my kids.

this page is kinda long and it's mainly for my own use tbh

rundown of canon

basically the rundown is that rei was the abusive one that wanted to beat all might. she kinda pressured me into relationship and more and more until i had kids.

shouto got his scar one night after saying he was worried about hurting someone with fire, and todomom was pretty mad at him for it. she snapped and in rage, threw boiling water on him to try and force him to use his quirk right there. i heard him screaming, sprinted into the kitchen, and before she could pour more i just picked him up and ran out. at that point i stopped being pushed around by her entirely, to the point where she was barely in the house anymore.

random memories

• my quirk first manifested when i sneezed an incredible amount of lukewarm fire. onto my mother's face. it took a few other incidents to realise it could be controlled and my quirk wasn't just fire sneezing.
• i got angry at some schoolwork. i ranted to the teachers about how i found it stupid and impossible. they pointed out how the paper was on fire now.
• our home videos were on a youtube channel. theyd usually become sub-memes.
• the tight skinsuit was slightly fanservice
• one time someone asked me about how i felt about men finding me attractive and i was so fed up of this question i just leaned into the mic and said "i'm bisexual."
• people didn't recognise me without the fire. this was a perfect way to make shitty people suddenly realise the error of their ways when they disrespected my kids or me. oh you're not giving fuyumi personal space at the local bar? endeavor just telelported into the room.
• one time two people actually robbed my house. i snuck behind them and turned the fire on. both, when they turned around, immediatly ran out the house
• a villian once filled a building full of toxic and flammable gas in a hostage situation and attempt to find a weakness of mine. i turned the fire off, walked through the building, headbutted the guy so hard he passed out, handed his unconsious body out of the window to heroes below, and then passed out.
• talking of people who tried to find a weakness, an uncountable amount of people who forgot water evaporates tried to use water on me.
• i seriously had someone use a spray bottle on me once.
• the kids once toasted marshmellows on my fire beard. shouto filmed a segment of fuyumi toasting one and me trying to bite it. it became one of our most popular videos.
• natsuo once ran into a room with his arm sleeve on fire and yelled "DAD I'M ON FIRE" and because i spent most of my life not seeing fire as a threat in any way i said "hi on fire i'm dad" before realising and leaping out my chair
• sometimes i would sneeze. it'd be a huge billow of lukewarm fire. i never managed to control it much. one time when i sneezed particularly hard i heard a "daaad you blew my homework off the table" from the kitchen
• during the internship arc, shouto grabbed my phone and posted as many keysmashes onto my public social media as possible. when i got my phone back i posted that shouto had done all of that, but i was too proud of him to delete the posts
• the public eventually found my secret youtube account where i made youtube poops.
• because i was shy, i didn't do interviews or talk shows, and thats how i earned a reputation of being scary. i was just very shy
• i usually tried to work by myself because i didn't want to burn anyone and that also added to the tough scary lone wolf reputation.
• talking of the header for this page. i once actually saw a popup ad that said "HOT DADS IN YOUR AREA!" and laughed so hard fuyumi checked if i was dying